Without getting too involved, does anyone know if there will be a Festivus celebration anywhere in the Twin Cities? I think the Nomad Pub did one in 2008, but I'm too lazy to call them.

Perhaps some of you are more energetic or more in-the-know.

Please help! I need to plan out my beer consumption and Festivus will play a large part in that.

Keith

I am positive one should not wear a suit or a dress (depending on gender), what should one wear during the FOS? One could imagine a Sumo type minimalist outfit though it might scare the children...
Should there be a ceremonial attire?
Your thoughts?

i found this in a words of wisdom book entitled christmas russell reevsz by barnes and noble isbn
0-7607-4058-5
Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows down upon him,I realized there had to be another way. Mr Costanza, from Seinfeld

I was ruminating over the fact that I send out a bi-zillion cards at Christmas and get precious little back. Then it hit me - Festivus would be my answer! Next Chrismas, Festivus cards, all with the inscription "I have made a donation to the Human Fund in your name for all perpetuity!

rinse lather repeat....need i say more ?

where ever i go...there i am

why do some people who drive pickup trucks tension bungie cords across the empty truck beds does it cut the air moving across the bed? does it increase the rigidity of the truck bed, when bungies come with warnings about eye injuries and advise never to stretch it over half its length i just cringe thinking one of these is going to let loose and waffle somebody with a metal hook

I gave a friend a very simple assignment: "Record some holiday music" that was going to be played on the radio at a specific time and specific day. "I'll get it" he replied. Did he? Hell no. He screwed the pooch. Thanks Stan. Bastard.

my grievance is people who hear noises in their car, as a mechanic i'm obligated to ride with them to verify the "NOISE"
as we are walking out to their car they ask "do you want to drive" "no thanks"(its your noise you drive)

I want to scream eveytime I hear christmas music

Hello you festivians!!

I'm having a Festivus party in second life on Dec 12th at 10 pm est.

There'll be games to play, music and general silliness, and of course a Festivus pole.

I f you have never heard of second life, it's an online social game, you can get more info here http://secondlife.com/

Contact me in game by searching for Wendela Beckenbauer.

Hope to see you there!