How nice that you have let me pay the bills, drive you everywhere, buy you clothes, feed you and cover your every need for the last three years but neither one of you a-hole, snotty selfish teenage losers could manage to get me a gift or a card or even say happy mothers day. I have been pissed off since May. Next year I will spend mothers day on a cruise in the carribean and I am booking it right now with the money your dad and I were going to give you for your college tuition. Guess you will need to accept that loan. Suck it.