HEY! You people wearing sandwich boards advertising for pizza joints, beauty shops, payday loans: STOP DANCING AND ACTING LIKE FOOLS!! I may look at your sign that says, "Little Caesar's Pizzas for only $5!" and think to myself that a cheaply-made hot, fresh pizza would really hit the spot!
The nerve of some people, tarnishing the good name of Festivus!
Don't go saying you have "selective hearing"; when your kids are engaging a vocal db range, that is past ear-drum straining, through their undecipherable babbling (right in few feet proximity).
Tony McLaughlin from Failsworth, you are a wonky-eyed twat with a personality disorder that needs professional treatment. You are a 60+ year-old man but when you don't get your own way, you throw hissyfits like a little girl.
I missed reading new grievances, so I am once again allowing new users. This will open the site up to spam and create annoying burdens on me! Sigh.
To the City of Farmington, New Mexico, thanks for turning off the neighborhood water without notice. You bunch of doofuses!
(As dictated to his mom on Festivus morning):
I don't like it when you put my fingers in your mouth.
I don't like it when you grab my fire hat.
I don't like it when you eat my cars.
I don't like it when you grab the balloons.
You are essentially a waste of space and I wish I didnt live within your range of stupidity
all of you
yes you too
do something useful for a change
To jagex, you totally ruined and casualised one of the best indie games out there; it isn't even ww1 themed anymore. And on top of all this, you have the hubris to sell it for $10 on steam, when the original, better version was better by yards. What the fuck is going on here?