Penguin Grievances Part Deux

Festivus In Antarctica by a Penguin who continues to deny that his name is Pavel

The airing of Festivus Grievances continues as follows:

All right! All right! Enough with the ice already!
Will you people stop making the snow yellow where I sleep!!
So God do you get a kick out of giving me icicle hemroids?
Why is My Name Is Earl so popular? I Just don’t get it….

This Viagra is not helping my wing thrust to weight ratio…I continue to be earth bound!!! Cure for vertical dysfunction my frozen ass!!!!!!

Why didn’t I leave this icy misery and move to warm digs like Pavel did [Pavel’s warm digs: www.pavelthepenguin.com ]

A post script of a little penguin guilt justification:
So I pinched the waitress at Club Penguin…What do you want I was high on Omega3s.